At the Register Meeting I initiated a round of applause for Alex for his service as Area Rep: I repeat that here. Everybody take your fingers off the mouse and keyboard and give the buggar a clap for a job well done.Thank you all for that.................Mr Kuysten? What can you say? It is the kind of scenario any lead rider or t.e.c. dreads - someone decides to take a late pee on a hedge, or drops their bike getting it off the stand, or some other last minute tomfoolery, and you just know there is a split coming up in the run as a consequence. Who are you going to abandon to their fate? I assumed I was left with the plonker, and that the rest of the ride would sort themselves out. It followed from that assumption that the best way of regathering was to go to the midpoint of the ride and head back towards the main group, which happily worked out. It is a nasty feeling losing a ride when you are tail-end-charlie, because t.e.c. is the last resource sometimes if things go pear-shaped, so it ain't a good look if you are not where you are supposed to be.Richard still has his blond hair, so I have finally figured he wasn't playing with his music when he was f**t-a**seing around with his i-pod, he was re-starting his blond instructional tape, "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out......................"Not only does Richard have "open minded sexuality" towards "he-cows", but he is still in contact with his teen-self with his teenage toys. Not a problem for me - I am so old I wouldn't know how to drive an i-pod, so I would never hold people up playing with one. 🙄
