Hopefully all Register members except the few at the end of the Universe have their May issue by now.Deadline for June will be 15 May, if you have items to submit.Please! if you are including photos, DO NOT embed them in a Word document or similar. Send them separately, and in original size (unless you are the proud possessor of a Zillion megapixel camera: there is always a difference between scratching your bum and tearing the skin off your a**e in sheets.)