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AnonymousGuest26/12/2010 at 6:13 pmPost count: 2134
Had a couple of “Buggah!” moments lately, which I will also submit to Garry for (possible) inclusion in the newsletter for those Luddites that don't use the forum. I am a great believer that sharing such moments can help other folk to avoid the same moments, so I offer them up for your entertainment (?) and consideration during this peak riding period. Both these moments have common factors: cumulative fatigue, loss or lack of concentration, failure to moderate behaviour at early signs of trouble. There were two different outcomes. One had a very good outcome due to great cage driver reaction and conditioned reflex of a sleepy but well rehearsed rider and more luck than was deserved, the other was just more luck than was deserved.#1: Perpetrator - Bwucie.Coming back off a weekend away after a hard week/month/lifetime's work, got off the demanding roads and onto River Road North of Huntly, heading for the final rest stop before home (planned for Mercer), went to sleep, and went straight ahead across the centreline on a very slight left hand curve. Woke up about 18 inches on the wrong side of the line, looking at an oncoming car. Buggah!Before even thinking about anything, my head snapped left and the eyes set on the tarmac at the extreme left hand side of the road, the left hand pushed a handful of countersteer in, and the bike levitated back to the correct side of the road. From my peripheral vision I could see the cage veering to his/her left away from the centreline. I (undeservedly) lived to tell the tail because I have run this scenario in my head thousands of times, and my reflexes could run the responses before I had time to think about it. And the cage driver was better than average, got the important half of his/her response correct, went left (but didn't scrub any speed). At the point we crossed there was enough separation to drive a bus down the centreline between us, but things could have been way messier if I'd zedded off for a second longer. None of the riders behind me even noticed the incident, so they weren't exactly wide-eyed and bushy-tailed either: pretty much locked into lemming mode and just following the leader.Major mistake I made? Should have made a two or three minute stretch stop at Huntly. The very reason I always stop a group ride short of home is to refresh people before they enter the "Everest Death Zone" of motorcycling - "Boy, I'm getting knackered, but it's only twenty more k's to home, I can handle that." I was actually thinking, "Boy I'm knackered, but it's only another 20 k's to Mercer." Biking for Dummies, Volume 1, Chapter 1.#2: Perpetrator - at this stage, still A. N. Onymous, until things are squared off with the partner, who WILL be displeased.The rider has been incredibly busy lately, and even to get to the start of the ride had been flat out at home to sort things out that needed doing, so tired, harried, really glad to get on the bike for a couple of hours and relax. On Back Miranda Road, was riding number two behind me, and, as I entered the sweeping right hander and took the last look in the mirrors before identifying and concentrating on my entry point, about 30 - 40 metres behind me. It was a benign corner, I just rolled through it in top gear, power neutral, at 100 kph, and when I had seen my exit line clear, I took another look in the mirrors in time to see the second rider at a point of the road where even Dr Rossi could not have pulled off a comeback. Buggah! It was like a Mack Sennet cartoon watching his helmet get closer and closer to the ground level as he road straight off the outside edge of the corner into the weeds.I immediately scrubbed off the speed, hit the hazards, u-turned and shot back to the apex of the corner to defend the accident site, arriving just as the fourth and subsequent riders arrived. The third rider rider went past the scene without noticing anything (he was still doing his u-turn after seeing me coming back at him), and if I had not seen it happen, the whole group would have done the same. All that was to see from the road was one tyre track through the phalaris and tall fescue on the side of the road. The bike and rider were invisible in the blackberries well below the road. We would not have noticed we were short a bike until the next planned stop, still 5 kms ahead, if I hadn't watched it unfold. Luck number 1.The rider surfaced under his own steam, up the bank and back on the road, before any of us had even gotten off our machines. Of all the bad ways to get off the road, he had picked the softest option, a big clump of blackberries, which make an excellent impact absorber. The bike was suspended in the blackberries above two and a half metres of fresh air, resting gently against the cow-cocky's fence. The rider had landed in a little void space underneath the machine, and was pretty much unmarked. Luck number 2.The bike was unrecoverable by manpower, but was fetched back onto the road with the cocky's front end loader, a long length of 25mm braided nylon cordage, two bowlines-on-the-bight tied by ex-cocky Bwucie and one tied by the cocky. The bike was pretty damn straight, although some of the indicators and handlebar switchgear were a touch sad. And it ran, and was rideable. Luck number 3.The rider really had no clue what happened. The best he could come up with was along the lines of, "Don't really know, the front sort of felt, well.................. I might have been in the wrong gear? I was only doing between 80 and 90. I'm not sure."What happened? We don't know exactly. Was he sight-seeing, just lack of concentration? A micro sleep? Whatever, he missed his entry point, and had misjudged his speed. When he realised it was going pear-shaped, he obviously didn't help his bike. He didn't scrub any speed, didn't countersteer, and most importantly didn't get his head round and eyes looking where he should have been going. That, almost certainly, would have fixed the problem, with only a minor pucker in the pants. He probably locked onto a target on the side of the road, and drilled it exactly. Very fortunately, below that target was the blackberry patch. I am always concerned that if the rider can't appreciate that (almost certain) train of events, then they are still capable of repeating the scenario. Brother Rincewind has accused us of "overthinking" our riding, but those mind rehearsals and over-the-cafe-coffee-cup-discussions keep us alert to the survival skills we need to survive.The group's reaction was excellent, site was secured, recovery was effected, extra people were cleared from the site to a safer point when no longer required, none of which was Luck number 4: this was a group of riders that has discussed, work-shopped and thought about what to do if it goes tits up. Old infantry aphorism: time spent in training or reconnaissance is never time wasted. Go team!Due to time lost we shortened our planned ride to Waihi. Perpetrator #2 headed off by himself on his still functional farm bike to rendezvous with his partner. It wouldn't have been a fun trip. Various body parts would have been starting to stiffen up and hurt, and he would have been full on trying to invent reasons for her indoors as to why he'd found it necessary to decorate the Iron Horse with copious gaffer tape. Still, like Granny always said, "All's well that, well, ends." (And we have some great photos for when we can go public!!!!)
AnonymousInactive27/12/2010 at 12:42 amPost count: 182Well said that man….Thanks again Bwucie for a really great day out,bit sad to see A.N. anonomous decide to go blackbery picking so early in the ride but happy to see him smiling and walking around with not even so much as a scratch on his body which I'm sure when the full report is written up and people see the photo's they will agree with me that the big fella with the black hoodie and the Scythe was busy somewhere else......Back to the great parts of the day... I had a bloody great time blowing the cobwebs out of the MGF while being at the back end of the multi couloured metal conga, so not being on two wheels due to doctors orders was not too much of a drag,I reckon I will do that again one day just for the hell of it..... Second highlight of the day was the cullinary offerings back at Bwucies place with Aunty Sella,and the aftermatch discussions on the virtues of countersteer...I found it all a little scary to think that I have been riding since I was 14 without any real instruction and have either been extreemly lucky in my skill development or have missed the opportunity to have become Barry Sheene's team mate when I wore a younger mans clothes... I do however look forward to further discussions on this subject as long as it doesn't spook me too much.Sometimes when you focus too hard on the target its very hard to make the shot....Nursey has been and dressed my wounds today and hopefully I will be in the saddle on New years day for our ride North of the Border.RegardsRincewind
AnonymousInactive28/12/2010 at 6:29 amPost count: 60Bwucie well done for sharing those two incidents. We all have a “buggah” moment from time to time, and often one or more of the factors you have highlighted are involved. Often luck plays a big part in a positive outcome but how well prepared we are has the greatest influence. We (should) learn from our own experiences, but if we can also learn from the experience of others we will be much better equipped to avoid such moments, and better prepared to deal with them if they do happen.Names are not really important, but highlighting the details and discussing them constructively is very worth while.
AnonymousInactive19/01/2011 at 8:38 amPost count: 2Hi to you bruce and thanks for the help to get the weeds out of the bike, I started to feel a bit of pain in my left shoulder and it froze up the nextday. Otherwise I am in great shape. Sorry to all on the first run to Waihi and sorry for messing up your day, I did not get into much trouble over the spill by the way. The bike is not badly damaged but will cost a bit to fix, I have learned that we have a great club and everyone in it is a nugget, thanks again guys.
AnonymousGuest20/01/2011 at 8:31 amPost count: 2134Hi Graham,Glad to hear from you, and pleased Kerry left some flesh on your body when she finished chastising you! I have taken the liberty of moving your post to this thread, because I think it is a more logical place for it to live, and I'd like to pick up on a couple of points:
- You didn't "mess up our day", and the group was happy to accommodate your misadventure: a big part of what I try to encourage on every run, from the initial briefing to the "all-in ice cream feeding frenzy" at the end is about looking out for each other. In fact, you made our day by instantaneously becoming the "Dick-of-the-Day", meaning the rest of us were safe from that dubious honour for one Sunday, at least.
- You clearly had a brain fade moment of some description, and suffered a serious "Buggah!" moment, but on the bright side of life you walked, and later rode, away from it. Drawing an analogy with early aviators, "Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing." But, be aware of the other famous aviation aphorism, which also applies to bikers, "There are old pilots, and bold pilots, but there are no old, bold pilots."
- I've got some photos of the bike being lifted out of the shrubbery and "weeded" and the puff of smoke when you restarted it, but I don't have a photo of where the bike lay. Now you are "out" how about a photo to show how very lucky you were to walk out of that? (Trust me, boys and girls, he would be wasting his money trying to win Lotto now, he's already had a lifetime's worth of good fortune.)
- In part because of your oops, and a few blond moments of my own I can remember, I am organising a work-shopping session on a few corners during the "little and local" ride on 13th February. Now, it may be that your bike is still in dry dock then, but your presence would be valuable while the topic is current, just to testify and impress on others that it can go tits-up real quick.
- And lastly, just to show that I am basically a "glass half full" person, and not completely negative, you did obey the cardinal rule of motorcycle survival: you went left. I have seen another biker go the other way, and cross the centreline and exit stage right and STILL walk away, and that is truly terrifying to watch. Once you are over the centreline the laws of Physics will just see you munted if you encounter anything coming at you.
And if Rincewind thinks I am overthinking motorcycling again, I'll plead guilty, but I'll do whatever I can to try and encourage my cobbers to stay shiny side up.He wasn't smiling this much an hour or so later when things started to stiffen up![center][/center]
AnonymousInactive20/01/2011 at 10:43 amPost count: 72Yes Bruce is right Graham you are welcome. A great part of my enjoyment comes from seeing a ride that most of the riders get total satisfaction. The rest are happy to tell others of their intentions to depart and soak up some fun on another route. Rail hail or breakdown I never felt that I didn't want to be apart of the recovery. On that note see you soon Graham 🙂 ;D 8)
With that sort of a smile after an off, he should get into adventure riding. Thankfully (knock on wood here) I've never needed a tractor to recover my bike.
AnonymousInactive21/01/2011 at 3:58 amPost count: 305NEVER needed a tractor? Maybe there just wasn't a tractor around when you needed one!Ahem...
NEVER needed a tractor? Maybe there just wasn't a tractor around when you needed one!Ahem...
there is a tractor. its in the picture ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
One of these days I'll have to clean the mud/dust out from under the rev-counter. It does remind me to keep the shiny side up.
AnonymousInactive24/01/2011 at 1:36 amPost count: 182Hi to you bruce and thanks for the help to get the weeds out of the bike, I started to feel a bit of pain in my left shoulder and it froze up the nextday. Otherwise I am in great shape. Sorry to all on the first run to Waihi and sorry for messing up your day, I did not get into much trouble over the spill by the way. The bike is not badly damaged but will cost a bit to fix, I have learned that we have a great club and everyone in it is a nugget, thanks again guys.
Hi Graham,Happy new year to you my friend,you didn't mess up our day mate,we were just all glad to see you upright and smiling.We still had a great ride after lunch and we got to see a lot more of the country.Look after that shoulder,get the bike fixed and get back in the zone as soon as possible.See you soon
AnonymousInactive24/01/2011 at 8:08 amPost count: 128Hi to you bruce and thanks for the help to get the weeds out of the bike, I started to feel a bit of pain in my left shoulder and it froze up the nextday. Otherwise I am in great shape. Sorry to all on the first run to Waihi and sorry for messing up your day, I did not get into much trouble over the spill by the way. The bike is not badly damaged but will cost a bit to fix, I have learned that we have a great club and everyone in it is a nugget, thanks again guys.
Great to hear you are ok Graham. It surely took some courage for you to climb back on board after the small mishap. I'm sure you will in time partake in another ride and we will look forward to catching up with you and Kerry again soon.Cheers,Herr and Frau Baron
AnonymousGuest26/01/2011 at 7:34 amPost count: 2134Here are some of Graham's images:This is all you could see from the road, and realise that this was taken after eight or nine sets of boots had followed the wheel track, so it is easier to see.
Apart from removing the panniers, this is how the bike was. Graham wound up underneath it, around about where I am standing demonstrating my boy scout knots to Uncamoose (on the blackberries, which are growing out over fresh air).
Ready for our kind cow-cocky to start the lift.
A longer view: the bike ran off between where the blue K1200 and the red RS (Enzo) are parked, just about right on the apex. According to the locals, it is a very popular departure point for the Targa cars, too. The angle is about halfway between, to a set of startled eyes, where the cocky's fence disappears below the road edge and a couple of solid meaty trees beyond the exit from the corner. From where the bike left the road, you can see right through the corner to the entry point of, and halfway around, the next corner. IF YOU ARE LOOKING IN THE PREFERRED DIRECTION!
This tale bares many similarities to my 'off' in the UK a few years back, and is serving as a very poignant reminder for me … 😮It's good to see that Graham, was not only up and about after his detour, but also smiling.Keep the shiny side up Guys, eh? ... ;D
AnonymousInactive07/02/2011 at 8:12 amPost count: 102I have a couple of stories relating to “Buggah” moments that my lady and I had while on a 3 week tour of the South Is in late Nov and Dec last year. The 1st one was an "involuntary dismount" we suffered on the road up to Mavora lakes which is off SH 94 between Mossburn and Te Anau. The wind farm on the hills above Mossburn should have been a warning to me. The wind had been blowing hard all the way from our departure point at Glenorchy that morning and really started to gust as we passed through Mossburn. We were fully loaded with panniers, top box, tankbag and as I turned off the sealed highway I thought to myself "I better keep my wits about me" The gravel road had not been graded for quite some time which meant that there was a nice firm, compact surface where the car wheels travel but it also meant that there was 2-3 inches of marble like aggregate in between. After about 10ks of being blown about by wind gusts and several impersonations of what a fishtail does I thought to myself "buggah! This is getting a bit sketchy. I should turn around". Literally as I was thinking this thought we got an almighty gust that forced us into a particularly deep patch of marbles at which point the bike started to fishtail, I kept the power on feathering the gas to try and regain control but to no avail. We slid out doing about 40ks. No one was hurt and the bike was okay apart from the hand controls moving but I should have heeded the warning signs long before we had our accident. A lesson learned the hard way! As an aside the investment I made in hand protectors, engine protector bars and my Givi panniers saved my bike from damage. Really impressed with how robust the plastic Givi panniers are and would recommend them to anyone. The 2nd “Buggah” incident happened a couple of days later on the way back from Milford Sound. We had stopped, like you do, to gather photographic evidence of our day’s journey. I remained on the bike while the better half got off and took some photos. Finally I got the tap on the shoulder that she was safely aboard and off we went. After a few Ks I thought “gee the bike’s handling well and really loving these corners!” Anyway after about 10ks I went to tap the love of my life on the knee to get the thumbs up and “Buggah me” she wasn’t there! Now I was in a state of shock! All sorts of terrible scenarios were running through my head....was she off balance when I accelerated off and did she fall over the back of the bike?? I was packing that she was lying unconscious on the road somewhere so I turned around and speed back to her last known sighting. No sign of her until I rounded the last corner to the spot where I had left her. She’s such a lovely woman....there she was, standing in the middle of nowhere on a hot sunny day in full riding gear holding a helmet with not a bike to be seen! She was smiling however and I, naturally, was relived and feeling stupid. It turns out that I was parked on and uneven ground with my lady on the low side trying to get on. She managed to sling her leg onto the seat but it was too high. I felt the suspension move under the weight of her leg. As she was getting off again she used my shoulder for support so I thought she was giving my the all clear to move off, she thought I was moving to level ground until I disappeared for 25 minutes!It’s fair to say we reviewed our procedures so as to avoid this happening again. I wonder how many of you have left your better half behind by accident. My guess is no one although I bet a few of you have done it on purpose. Lets keep it sunny side up. Neil
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