Best so far:When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven last Thursday  morning God said to her“Farrah, because you have been such a good person throughout your life I will give you one wish”Farrah thought about this and replied“God, I only want one thing and that is for the children of the world to be safe”God agreed to Farrah’s wish and two hours later Michael Jackson died!    Boom Boom!!Also that old one about the similarity between Joe Bugner and Michael Jackson... both wore gloves for no apparent reason.CheersLoins!